wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
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