That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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