margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
I need water and some morals
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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