Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
drinking out of a sandbucket again
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
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