Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
only you would photoshop your dick
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
then he tried to convert me to islam
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
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