It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
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