Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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