My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
Ladies don't puke and tell
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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