Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
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