I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
So many bounce houses so little time
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
My ass is underappreciated
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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