check it out our google latitudes are spooning
she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
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