Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
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