Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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