It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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