Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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