if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
Someone signed my nipple.
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
Randomize
