This girl is more easily done than said...
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
My balls are so social today.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
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