Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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