I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
You stole my car to go to your boyfriends. Now your parents are fucking in the next room at top volume, and I have no way to escape..thought you should know that the amount of therapy I'll be needing for this is expensive.
You're the best friend ever.
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