He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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