So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
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I need you to use more vowels.
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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