Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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