Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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