Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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