I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
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I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
Woke up with a retainer in my boxers and about ten chicks passed out around me. now I feel like something out of Cinderella, trying to find whose teeth fit in the glass retainer.
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
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