How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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