It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
Note to self. Never fart in a tanning bed
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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