I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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