it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
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