my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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