I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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