I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
only you would photoshop your dick
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
Randomize
