i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
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