Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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