Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
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