He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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