I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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