"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
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