Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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