were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
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