What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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