I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
There's even glitter on my cock...
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
