Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
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