his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
Boobs speak an international language.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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