I puked a lego.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
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