i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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