why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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