you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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