grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
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