eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
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